The Townie is the official newspaper of Sir Doug Townsend High School located in lovely and picturesque Holdenville, Ontario. The Townie Online (NASQ: TOWN) is a division of Townsend Secondary School. The Townie offers a full spectrum of sarcasm, wit, humour and wireless communication. Operating on a monthly frequency, The Townie challenges all that is taken for granted, while at the same taking everything for granted. The Townie Online is a Canadian company whose principal shareholders include a variety of numbered, off shore companies.
“The Townie Online: Slightly less demented than reality.”
